路人甲
I am your nightmare, your cause for trepidation and restless nights.
Some people already conclude that I'm erratic while some just want to befriend me and get to know me better later .

I never was , am always to be .
No one ever saw me , nor ever will .
And yet I am the confidence of all .
Who live and breathe on this terrestial ball .
How loved and feared am I , how short , how long .
Far longer than the night , beyond the reach of every dawn .
(yay , colour !)
Blogging's cool . But definitely not when you have nothing to blog about . This blog is seriously going to stagnate if I just sit back , shake my malodorious feet and do absolutely nothing about it . So , in order to prevent such an occurence from happening , I've decided to ... do up a post at least once a week ! I promise , really ! (All right , at least once a month . Ha-ha . ) . Though I always have this impulse to blog , I never seem to be able to make an effort to . Now you might be wondering why I'm whining bout having nothing to blog instead of actually blogging . I cannot answer your question . In the midst of explaining why I haven't been blogging , I am actually digging deep into my cerebrum , trying to unearth some inspiration . Hell , it's not like inspiration comes from within me but ....
I FINALLY THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT .

There was this plump ( but young ) bus driver who got onto my nerves today ! When I finally lugged my heavy schoolbag up the bus , I had intended to get a seat where I could ensconce my huge bum on . However , not only did I fail to do so , I got ticked off by that bleddy balloon of a man ! In the bus , I was left with no better alternative but to stand at the part of the bus where the ezlink tappers were because it was so crowded that any attempt to squeeze another human into the bus will lead to the collapse of the bus . The driver then left his seat to tell me this , " Girl huh . Don't stand at door there . Got cctv and mirror , I want to see " in "perfectly accentuated" English that sounded as if he had to use a pair of chopsticks to force it out of himself . One part of me kept nudging me and reminding me that I should maintain my poise in the face of adversity . However , I ignored those reminders and rolled my eyes at him blatantly . As the bus continued to trudge along , more commuters got told off by him . Finally , an Indian woman , who seemed to be in a hurry , stood up , waved her fists in the air and said her piece , " No one can ever stand at the tappers , can they ? You're too slow . Hurry ! " There and then , I felt as if I could give her a big warm hug to praise her for showing such "moral courage" .

Sorry , if my blog sounds amateur-ish ( See , I cannot even think of a word to describe the "noobness" of my blog) . I seem to have lost my "touch" . Hmm . I guess this might be due to my company who keeps rubbing off Chinese on me . -.- .

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